remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
Hi! basically my life consists of fangirling. Mostly over Harry Potter. Also, more recently added include: Divergent, The Fault In Our Stars, Looking for Alaska, Avengers, Merlin, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and many other things I can't think of at the moment. I also love music, I play the flute.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
I care. It fucking terrifies me how much I care.