theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(via txlover)


felixdawkins:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*lgbt representation in orphan black*~✧』

"as a scientist i know that sexuality is a… is a spectrum. but you know, social biases they, they codify attraction… that’s contrary to the biological facts"

(via eribent)


peachdoxie:

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon 1 & 2

HTTYD version, HTTYD 2 version

(via cradleghost)


remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(via eribent)


professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(via postllimit)


ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(via eribent)


dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via eribent)


gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

(via petrichor-and-holy-water)


inh4le-kush:

gracehelbiggysmalls:

literally real life

I love how family guy does this.

(via criku)


bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(via criku)


akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

(via celstese)


I care. It fucking terrifies me how much I care.
Midnight thoughts (just in case you wanted to hear it again)

(via eribent)


howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via eribent)


Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.

(via classfirefly)