komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

(via criku)


maybe

someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via guy)

(via criku)


lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(via criku)


buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(via eribent)


First Appearance 

(via disneyandmusicals)


To live in this world

you must be able
to do three things: to love what is mortal;
to hold it

against your bones knowing
your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go,
to let it go.

Mary Oliver, from In Blackwater Woods (via gatsbees)

(via thegeekyblonde)


sarah watching her daughter and sister play together, because it’s important

(via eponinestark)


twostarsandstripes:

thehorsegodbuilt:

Secretariat, for flyingwithhorses. 

He may not be my favorite Triple Crown winner - that title belongs to Seattle Slew - but seeing video footage, which was thought to be nonexistent, still makes me happy.

twostarsandstripes:

thehorsegodbuilt:

Secretariat, for flyingwithhorses. 

He may not be my favorite Triple Crown winner - that title belongs to Seattle Slew - but seeing video footage, which was thought to be nonexistent, still makes me happy.

(via mlphetalia)


She was never gunna make it, so. 

(via augustusaquas)


bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

(via mlphetalia)


southernfriedjohnson:

A Scotsman with a bagpipe, playing in Antarctica with a penguin.

southernfriedjohnson:

A Scotsman with a bagpipe, playing in Antarctica with a penguin.

(via mlphetalia)


shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

(via bandgeekfromgallifrey)


condomdepot:

Condom Bagpipe.  Yeah.  We’re not quite sure either, but damn if it isn’t awesome.

(via mlphetalia)


the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

(via liamdryden)


whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

(via vivala-furia-roja)